"Have My Years of Wild Hedonism Finally Caught Up With Me?"

You know how sometimes you read an article or see a YouTube video or receive a pamphlet on the streets of New York City that tells you the Rapture is coming, and you just can't believe that someone, somewhere actually believes it?

Reading this a few minutes ago just gave me that feeling. It also made me feel like the stampede that killed Mufasa (R.I.P.) also stomped all over my stomach and already fragile positive worldview.

Blame It On The Skyrim

Yes, this hideous yet beautiful little box is the primary reason for Fitzy's recent dip. It's been tough to keep up this year with all the box-clad distractions!

Having found some spare time and some spare energy before the hurried and vaguely-suicidal ritual known as "studying for finals" we've decided to take the time to do some commentary on some things that have been topics of heated debate on campus as of late.

For some reason, this past week has been a total shitstorm of people doing stupid things, writing stupid things, and saying stupid things, and as a trio that frequently does all of that, we feel it appropriate to show that we're not just silly people, but silly people with silly thoughts that can sometimes be more serious than silly, but still kind of silly anyways.

The following three posts are our kind of funny, kind of bitchy opinions on these issues. Don't hate. Appreciate. Also, read:

Floss

Shitty Newspaper

Rick Perry Being A Jackass

Tirade: Floss Is Salvation

NEWS FLASH!

Dental floss can now prevent pregnancy and STDs.  That’s right. 

Tirade: The Observer

The Observer, Boston College's notoriously conservative Catholic newspaper, is at it again.

It's not that they don't kind of speak the truth, or that they don't convey the opinions of a (hopefully tiny-as-fuck) group of people on campus, it's really just the tactlessness with which they spew what I personally consider to be narrow-minded ignorance.

In fact, it's hardly even this editorial which has me heated, because I would expect nothing more from the opinion section of high-horse-straddling, dogma-slinging, soul-savers. Like many a mature individual, I'm at once able to hold an opinion and respect that other people have opinions that might not be the same.

AND, the real shocker, that I don't need to be a dick about it just because they're different. (Except those last few lines)

I'm not even going to touch the editorial in a gesture of tolerance The Observer might learn something from.

Tirade: Rick Perry

Oh Rick Perry.

Just when I was worried you might have a legitimate campaign.

In case any of you are not aware, Rick Perry recently made a public statement, which....Well, for those of you who haven't seen his latest, greatest promotional video, I'll let him do the talking.

Wipe Those Tears Off Your Guitar, Taylor. He Doesn't Like You.

It's recently come to my attention that there are some libelous rumors being spread around the United States and it's going to take some serious cynicism to set things straight.


So grab your cheap acoustic guitar, a box of tissues, and all the wailing teen-girl angst and melodrama you can carry, because we're headed deep into the bowels of a Taylor Swift song!

Jamie's At It Again--Dog Days Are Over

Who better to spread awesomeness around BC than our very own heroine Jamie? Thanks to everyone for their help with the project!