Nothing Says Triumph Like An Arrogant Text Message

"Call me The Mechanic from now on, cuz I fix shit dat's broke...for a generally exorbitant fee. Pay up, bitch. I accept accolades and MasterCard."
 -D --> P @ 11:35 am

Timeliness.

Look! It's me again.

Now don't patronize me- I know I was late. My first post was supposed to come out Friday night as opposed to Saturday morning. Not only that, but it didn't have near as many hilarious drawings as it should've.

My bad, people, my bad.

So as a sort of reconciliation slash "THANKS, GUYS," I present thee with this:

Enjoy.

P

[AND WE THINK IT'S PRETTY DAMN AWESOME -K & D]

Senate To Summon YouTube-Strangling Copyright Beast

Right in the Facebook.

So you find a blog you like. It’s witty, full of social commentary, and crude drawings that make you feel better about yourself. Then, there’s a little bit of a slowdown. Understandable really, I mean the people doing all the work have lives, right? But then it get’s worse as their will and time begin to wane. Eventually, all their posts basically amount to “updates” where they tell you “omg we’re trying but we’re so busy I'M SORRY please still love ussssss.” They need more content, and fast. So what do they do? They hire a new writer. Someone they hand pick. Someone with talent, social standing, and someone who won’t completely dismantle all their hard work. That was almost the case here.

P Is For Posting, It's Good Enough For Me

Introductions and some more news!