Luckily for you all, I still use AIM, and from time to time, restless bot spirits from the "Other Side" come into contact with me. I typically try to be accommodating, if not just the tiniest bit skeptical. The following are the chat logs between myself and some of these GENIUS lines of code with funny porn names.
THE FOLLOWING POST MAY CONTAIN:
-VIRUS-FILLED LINKS TO SLEAZY AMATEUR PORN SITES
-TRACE ELEMENTS OF NUTS
As such, I urge anyone with nut or porn allergies to forego reading this post.
(Notice how this font is much smaller.)
| Tuesday, November 08, 2011 | |
| sydnee forrest (10:54:22 PM): | heya |
| David (10:54:33 PM): | hey |
| sydnee forrest (10:54:42 PM): | Hey whatss upp??? 22/F here. u? |
| David (10:55:37 PM): | generally disinterested in the female gender, sorry |
| sydnee forrest (10:55:44 PM): | Hmm. Havee we chatteed b4???? |
| David (10:57:41 PM): | I highly doubt it |
| sydnee forrest (10:57:50 PM): | Oh ok. I wasnnt surre. Anywayss... Whats up? |
| David(10:58:04 PM): | I'm trying to see if you're a robot-girl |
| David (10:58:10 PM): | neither one of which floats my boat |
| sydnee forrest (10:58:11 PM): | NO i am not a bot |
| David (10:58:30 PM): | but that's what a decent bot would say |
| sydnee forrest (10:58:37 PM): | Im not a freaking bot |
| David (10:58:49 PM): | so what's your name? |
| sydnee forrest (10:58:54 PM): | Im ashley |
| David (10:59:00 PM): | then I'm confused |
| sydnee forrest (10:59:09 PM): | Oh Im Iiike so boredd. Theres notthing to do. |
| David (10:59:18 PM): | abagail is in your sn, but it comes up as sydnee, and now you say ashley |
| sydnee forrest (10:59:21 PM): | Ohh waiit I got an ideea... havee u eveer wattched a girrI striip onn webcaam? |
| David (10:59:27 PM): | schizophrenia? |
| sydnee forrest (10:59:37 PM): | WelIl... Do u wantt to waatch me striip on my webbcam?> ;-) |
| David (10:59:57 PM): | what part of robo-females aren't my style avoided your powers of perception? |
| sydnee forrest (11:00:14 PM): | Yeahhh? Ok you havve to signupp on this sitee that my camm is linkedd thrrough so i can nott be recordded k? |
| sydnee forrest (11:00:23 PM): | lt onlyy takes a secondd and it is freee. k? |
| David (11:01:32 PM): | nope, lady parts |
| sydnee forrest (11:01:44 PM): | http:/twurl.nl/s0dkfm goo tthere then at thee top cIicck on tha goIdd JOINN FREEE buttonn ok? |
| David (11:01:50 PM): | YOU'RE NOT LISTENING |
| sydnee forrest (11:02:06 PM): | K babee weII hurryy up. When you get Ioggged in then vieww my webcam an we can havve some funn |
| sydnee forrest (11:02:20 PM): | I aIso havee somme toyz ;-X buttt u have 2 tipp me some gold orr ttake me in priivate to see thoose. |
| David (11:03:10 PM): | Have a ball, abagail-sydnee-ashley |
| sydnee forrest (11:03:19 PM): | Hey Iets taIk on their my aim is meessing up. |
| David (11:03:34 PM): | I'm sorry, this just isn't working out |
| David (11:03:37 PM): | it's not me, it's you |
| David (11:15:43 PM): | Thanks for the chat, Sydnee, you're great |
| sydnee forrest (11:33:02 PM): | hello? |
| David (11:33:24 PM): | Hi, Ashley-Abagail-Sydnee |
| David (11:33:38 PM): | is something wrong? You seem concerned |
| David (11:33:55 PM): | PLEASE ANSWER, YOU'RE SCARING ME |
| David (11:34:24 PM): | Ashley-Abagail-Sydnee, just tell me you're OK! |
| David (11:35:04 PM): | This is truly a sad day indeed. I lost a dear friend of 15 minutes. |
| Friday, May 13, 2011 | |
| ladybee172 (10:56:57 PM): | ello. |
| David (10:57:02 PM): | hey |
| David (10:57:04 PM): | what's up? |
| ladybee172 (10:57:14 PM): | have we talked b4? im 23/female. u? |
| David (10:57:24 PM): | then I can confidently say that we haven't |
| ladybee172 (10:57:36 PM): | oh ok sry i forget sometimes. |
| ladybee172 (10:57:48 PM): | so whats up how are you today? |
They still exist, everyone. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
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