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Tuesday, March 13, 2012
Preview: Fitzy Goes To Iceland
So for our spring break, we decided to go to Iceland. Don't ask. We're going to tell you all about it later, so expect lots of pictures, a few videos, and a lot of awesome. In the meantime, be jealous:
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Tuesday, February 21, 2012
BC Zombie Survival: The Guide
Evolution of the Prepster 001863 Heights Virus Spread by Contaminated Chobani:
It began as a CSOM plot to biologically engineer Chobani yogurt to be tailored to the mainstream and ironically counter-cultural tastes of both the preps and hipsters. Devoid of the practical skills to pull off this momentous marketing feat, they networked up to the A&S scientists, and, using promises of post-collegiate job security, persuaded a team of budding chemists to do the leg work. The plan, as we know all too well, had devastating consequences.
It began as a CSOM plot to biologically engineer Chobani yogurt to be tailored to the mainstream and ironically counter-cultural tastes of both the preps and hipsters. Devoid of the practical skills to pull off this momentous marketing feat, they networked up to the A&S scientists, and, using promises of post-collegiate job security, persuaded a team of budding chemists to do the leg work. The plan, as we know all too well, had devastating consequences.
Monday, February 20, 2012
Friday, February 17, 2012
Bots of 2011. No, They're just as stupid as you remember them being in the 90's.
Remember the good old days when you would be talking to your 7th grade friends on AIM about homework and who "liked-liked" whom? Ah, those were the good old days, when robots were our friends!
Luckily for you all, I still use AIM, and from time to time, restless bot spirits from the "Other Side" come into contact with me. I typically try to be accommodating, if not just the tiniest bit skeptical. The following are the chat logs between myself and some of these GENIUS lines of code with funny porn names.
Luckily for you all, I still use AIM, and from time to time, restless bot spirits from the "Other Side" come into contact with me. I typically try to be accommodating, if not just the tiniest bit skeptical. The following are the chat logs between myself and some of these GENIUS lines of code with funny porn names.
THE FOLLOWING POST MAY CONTAIN:
-VIRUS-FILLED LINKS TO SLEAZY AMATEUR PORN SITES
-TRACE ELEMENTS OF NUTS
As such, I urge anyone with nut or porn allergies to forego reading this post.
(Notice how this font is much smaller.)
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Pangea II
I love this music video ("Without You" by David Guetta ft. Usher...for you lazy ones). It's all about the world coming together, and everyone looking really sexy at the beach and dancing while the continents collide over the course of 3 minutes and 30 seconds.
Nevertheless part of me is at odds with the logistics of this video.
Nevertheless part of me is at odds with the logistics of this video.
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