BC Zombie Survival: The Guide

Evolution of the Prepster 001863 Heights Virus Spread by Contaminated Chobani:

It began as a CSOM plot to biologically engineer Chobani yogurt to be tailored to the mainstream and ironically counter-cultural tastes of both the preps and hipsters. Devoid of the practical skills to pull off this momentous marketing feat, they networked up to the A&S scientists, and, using promises of post-collegiate job security, persuaded a team of budding chemists to do the leg work. The plan, as we know all too well, had devastating consequences.

"Red Sky At Morn...Sailors Be Warned"

Why you sometimes SHOULD have technology on a camping trip.

When Boxes Attack!

When Boxes Attack...They'll return YOU to sender!

 

A Camping Trip In Action Shots

How My Parents Lied to Me About Pocahontas

Most people learn their history and fairytales from Disney.  I know I did, but unfortunately Disney doesn't always add the details in that makes the stories actually factual.  That is why my parents were able to get away with a devastating lie--the lie about Pocahontas.

BC Housing: Cry, Laugh--BELIEVE

Spring is often a time of rebirth and new beginnings.  Squirrels frolicking, snow melting, dandelions blooming, birds chirping--even your shit is gorgeous in the spring.  Unless, you are a student at Boston College.  Because then, you are in the midst of the housing process:  the midst of Hell.  

Friday

It all started last Friday.

Living in Exile...I mean Newton.

My room is way more stylishly decorated than this, if you were wondering.
And my bed is more than a platform.

Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like P-Diddy...who woke up late and is scrambling to get to his 9:00 AM class. Yeah, you might think this happens to every college kid, and it does, but in order for me to scramble to class, I have to scramble to the bus before I have any hopes of effectively scrambling anywhere.

Your Local Buckknife Dealer

Ever need a custom 7 inch stainless steal blade complete with handcrafted wood and leather case?

Well you've come to the right place in middle of nowhere coastal Oregon where we can outfit all of your big-ass knife needs!

The Unconventional Workout: Airport

It’s been quite a day of traveling, but you’re not at your destination yet.  You still have one connecting flight left and you haven’t been able to get in your daily dose of Pilates.  So, why not utilize the massive and elaborate building you are currently in?  Here are the steps to your success!

So. Much. M.I.A.

I've been a bit indisposed lately, and haven't gotten a post done in what seems like forever. As you've probably noticed, K so kindly made a post inquiring as to my whereabouts. All I can tell you is that I pulled through like a champ.

Where's David?

"Honey, that's the 6th one we've passed today!"

So... David is missing.  He's probably lying in the middle of the road somewhere in Malden next to one of the seven Bank of Americas.  Yes, seven.  Why are there seven?  Don't ask me.  The only time I've been there was to walk to David's house, and we saw Bank of America everywhere.  They own the town.  Oh, and the coffee place that makes it smell funny.

Minecraft and Me

A couple months ago, David introduced me to Minecraft.  It wasn’t love at first sight, I tell you.  He was a little bipolar with our relationship: always crashing at the start of a new adventure.  But finally, we compromised.  I let him be a little less sparkly and pretty, and he decided to calm down a bit and go with flow.  From then on, we were inseparable.