Shameless Plug

You guys know we love you, right?? Like, you have no idea.


And by continuing to visit our various pages of humorous things, we have felt a sort of love in return. A sort of.... internet love. And we all know that's one of the most powerful forms of love out there.

5,000 And Risin' Like A Phoenix

3,000...You Sneaky Bitch

I wuv you all.

So, we've actually got TWO pieces of exciting news happening right now for the FGC:

1. We hit 3,000 views today!
2. We got our first LOVE MAIL!

The face to the right is, without exaggeration, extremely creepy.

In my burst of happiness, I could hardly control my artless hands, and flew straight to Paint to make the most elated face I knew how--demonstrating beyond any reasonable doubt that I actually do not know how. I'm also sleep deprived, as follows.

Our First Hate Mail

Ironically, on the day we got record-breaking views, we received our first hate mail!

Anthony Hopkins is totally badass--
which makes it that much better

Like the upcoming actor who is yet to be a star until he's been suspected of being gay, you are not a real blog until you receive your first hate mail.  It's a rite of passage.

Well, yesterday, that happened.

D is a proud papa.

K is a riled mama.




-K & D

M (That's A Roman Numeral, Bitches)

views.
This is seriously cray-cray.
But in the best way-way (?)
You all really made my day-day.


I'll quit while I'm ahead with the rhyming.
<3


-K & D

We're Googleable!

I used to think everything but that question-you-have-but-don't-know-how-to-phrase was on Google. I was wrong.

The Fitzy Grunbeck Chronicles is proud to announce that we are now SEARCHABLE ON GOOGLE! Clearly this is a step in the right direction, and we couldn't have done it without you all.

UPDATE: We're actually becoming progressively more Googleable! Because of all you awesome people, there are 4 results now instead of just 2. Go you guys!

You too, refresh button, you too.

-K & D

Either I've been busy pressing refresh, or we've got 100 views!

Feles felix est.

I was only trying to dash Katlyn's hopes of starting a blog because I didn't think that we'd actually get anyone to read. ("O ye of little faith...") We know we're going a little strong, 5 posts in a day, but we wanted to make sure there were some good pickins to pique people's interest. Despite the quantity, every post is written with love, and possibly tears. Thanks to everyone for checking us out!

That having been said, who are you and why are you stalking us?

- K & D