Will My Blood Ever Be Worthy?

            When I go to donate blood this Monday, I’m going to be asked a question. Depending on how I answer that question, I could be banned from donating blood—indefinitely.

When Boxes Attack!

When Boxes Attack...They'll return YOU to sender!

 

Masochism is Contagious: D Buys Dark Souls

Have you ever just been thirsty...for souls? I am, almost every waking moment now, thanks to Pat.

FREEDOM

College is about discovering one's self--experimenting, adventuring, theorizing, etc.  So, it is entirely acceptable to change your mind and ultimately realize your passions.  This very thing happened to me, roughly yesterday morning.

You see, as it has been stated a few times on Fitzy, I was a CS minor.  This fact has now changed.  What happened?  Well, I'll show you.

6 Reasons I Feel Like I Might Be The Anti-Christ

Dress To...Meh, Screw This.

Yeah.  I got swagger.

A moment occurs in life when you just sort of "wake up," and feel like the world is suddenly watching you.  This can be earlier for select individuals, and sometimes much later for those who just don't get it--blissfully ignorant.

How My Parents Lied to Me About Pocahontas

Most people learn their history and fairytales from Disney.  I know I did, but unfortunately Disney doesn't always add the details in that makes the stories actually factual.  That is why my parents were able to get away with a devastating lie--the lie about Pocahontas.

I. Am. Gold.

Who would have thought that after the whole housing fiasco that I would wind up celebrating my newly-found College-Road-hood? Well, I did. These are some screenshots from my Facebook status that night. People's names and pictures have been changed to protect their identities.

Seriously, we wouldn't want their alter-egos being exposed, then they wouldn't be able to keep up their part-time super hero activities!

BC Housing: Cry, Laugh--BELIEVE

Spring is often a time of rebirth and new beginnings.  Squirrels frolicking, snow melting, dandelions blooming, birds chirping--even your shit is gorgeous in the spring.  Unless, you are a student at Boston College.  Because then, you are in the midst of the housing process:  the midst of Hell.  

The Mods: Land of Myth and Legend

Friday

It all started last Friday.

A Post For St. Patrick's Day

Contrary to popular belief, imbibing tremendous quantities of beer on St. Patrick's Day does not in fact make one Irish. Sorry.

JonBo

The force of the shrug was unbearable.

Back in the day of elementaryhood, there was a kid, JonBo, who was a bit odd.  I tried to be nice to him, being the new kid and all, but he shrugged me off.

So, that ended our potential new best- friendship.  He went on to do his own thing for a while.  He wasn't liked too much, but he had a couple good friends.  But one day he kind of ruined it for himself.

$#!% I Don’t Understand Vol. 1

BC is notorious for many things.  The Hail Mary pass, stairs, preppies, etc., but there is also something that is becoming a new trend, a new inexplicable trend:  Half-built-pointless walls in the middle of our former Dustbowl.

Bapst: Scion of Silence

I've got nothing against studying. It's different for everyone. Sometimes it even makes you do better on tests or whatever. A lot of my friends from BC, however, all say that studying at Bapst's Library is "magical." Just because it looks like Hogwarts doesn't mean it's magical. Actually, Bapst is one hell of a scary place.

Living in Exile...I mean Newton.

My room is way more stylishly decorated than this, if you were wondering.
And my bed is more than a platform.

Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like P-Diddy...who woke up late and is scrambling to get to his 9:00 AM class. Yeah, you might think this happens to every college kid, and it does, but in order for me to scramble to class, I have to scramble to the bus before I have any hopes of effectively scrambling anywhere.

I'd Be Pissed If I Were Kleobis and Biton...But I'd Also Be Dead.

I'll just preface this by saying that Kleobis and Biton were the ancient-original B.AM.F's who suffered the ultimate consequence for their mother's fatally ambiguous wording. Ok, maybe Prometheus came first, but either way, they were pretty damn boss.

Starbuck(s)

Being a native Oregonian living in Boston, I am in the thick of enemy territory.  I am surrounded by Dunkin Donuts.