#BitchAssGenerationProblems

“Kids these days are too fucking soft, specially with all this anti-bullying bullshit...back in the day you just had to man the fuck up and fight ya own battles. Bitch Ass generation.” –A Facebook Status

Wipe Those Tears Off Your Guitar, Taylor. He Doesn't Like You.

It's recently come to my attention that there are some libelous rumors being spread around the United States and it's going to take some serious cynicism to set things straight.


So grab your cheap acoustic guitar, a box of tissues, and all the wailing teen-girl angst and melodrama you can carry, because we're headed deep into the bowels of a Taylor Swift song!

Google: The 13 Year Journey From Dream Search Engine to Destroyer of Hope

I'm pretty sure I heard somewhere that yesterday was Google's 13th birthday. Congratulations, Google! You've not only made yourself indispensable in the everyday life of millions of people, infiltrated your way into an unnervingly diverse array of markets (Google Supermarkets are coming, people), but you've also managed to solve the age-old question of: Is s/he gay?

That's right.

In Memoriam: Roger

Roger was a good, loyal friend to me. Although our time together was brief, it never showed any signs that it was to end so prematurely, if ever.

April Fools?

Yeah, that's right.

3,000...You Sneaky Bitch

I wuv you all.

So, we've actually got TWO pieces of exciting news happening right now for the FGC:

1. We hit 3,000 views today!
2. We got our first LOVE MAIL!

The face to the right is, without exaggeration, extremely creepy.

In my burst of happiness, I could hardly control my artless hands, and flew straight to Paint to make the most elated face I knew how--demonstrating beyond any reasonable doubt that I actually do not know how. I'm also sleep deprived, as follows.

The Collegiate Cycle

When you are first introduced to college, there is a warm and fuzzy feeling.  It's cute and new and just so sweet.  Your life is amazing.

I'm new! ...And kind of like a dinosaur!

Starbuck(s)

Being a native Oregonian living in Boston, I am in the thick of enemy territory.  I am surrounded by Dunkin Donuts. 

So Hip That It's Square. So Square That It's Cubic.

K did a good job explaining her own steamy relationship with Minecraft, but my story? Prepare for flashback in 5...4...3...2...1...pagebreak!

Minecraft and Me

A couple months ago, David introduced me to Minecraft.  It wasn’t love at first sight, I tell you.  He was a little bipolar with our relationship: always crashing at the start of a new adventure.  But finally, we compromised.  I let him be a little less sparkly and pretty, and he decided to calm down a bit and go with flow.  From then on, we were inseparable.