Will My Blood Ever Be Worthy?

            When I go to donate blood this Monday, I’m going to be asked a question. Depending on how I answer that question, I could be banned from donating blood—indefinitely.

BC Zombie Survival: The Guide

Evolution of the Prepster 001863 Heights Virus Spread by Contaminated Chobani:

It began as a CSOM plot to biologically engineer Chobani yogurt to be tailored to the mainstream and ironically counter-cultural tastes of both the preps and hipsters. Devoid of the practical skills to pull off this momentous marketing feat, they networked up to the A&S scientists, and, using promises of post-collegiate job security, persuaded a team of budding chemists to do the leg work. The plan, as we know all too well, had devastating consequences.

"Red Sky At Morn...Sailors Be Warned"

Why you sometimes SHOULD have technology on a camping trip.

Bots of 2011. No, They're just as stupid as you remember them being in the 90's.

Remember the good old days when you would be talking to your 7th grade friends on AIM about homework and who "liked-liked" whom? Ah, those were the good old days, when robots were our friends!

Luckily for you all, I still use AIM, and from time to time, restless bot spirits from the "Other Side" come into contact with me. I typically try to be accommodating, if not just the tiniest bit skeptical. The following are the chat logs between myself and some of these GENIUS lines of code with funny porn names.

THE FOLLOWING POST MAY CONTAIN:

-VIRUS-FILLED LINKS TO SLEAZY AMATEUR PORN SITES

-TRACE ELEMENTS OF NUTS

As such, I urge anyone with nut or porn allergies to forego reading this post. 

(Notice how this font is much smaller.)

When Boxes Attack!

When Boxes Attack...They'll return YOU to sender!

 

FREEDOM

College is about discovering one's self--experimenting, adventuring, theorizing, etc.  So, it is entirely acceptable to change your mind and ultimately realize your passions.  This very thing happened to me, roughly yesterday morning.

You see, as it has been stated a few times on Fitzy, I was a CS minor.  This fact has now changed.  What happened?  Well, I'll show you.

6 Reasons I Feel Like I Might Be The Anti-Christ

Tornadoes. Seriously?

Certain places just know how to deal with certain forms of catastrophe.

Tour de You're Forcin' It.

For my sister, Jaimee.

The road of applying to college is one fraught with something I like to call: insanity. 

$#!% I Don’t Understand Vol. 2

Who doesn't like summer? It's nice and warm, you can go to the beach, there's no school--it's just a good time. Or at least it would be, if there weren't fat touristy people wandering around in Crocs all over the place with their sun hats and maps. They make no sense whatsoever (both the tourists and their Crocs).

I hate them.

April Fools?

Yeah, that's right.

How My Parents Lied to Me About Pocahontas

Most people learn their history and fairytales from Disney.  I know I did, but unfortunately Disney doesn't always add the details in that makes the stories actually factual.  That is why my parents were able to get away with a devastating lie--the lie about Pocahontas.

I. Am. Gold.

Who would have thought that after the whole housing fiasco that I would wind up celebrating my newly-found College-Road-hood? Well, I did. These are some screenshots from my Facebook status that night. People's names and pictures have been changed to protect their identities.

Seriously, we wouldn't want their alter-egos being exposed, then they wouldn't be able to keep up their part-time super hero activities!

BC Housing: Cry, Laugh--BELIEVE

Spring is often a time of rebirth and new beginnings.  Squirrels frolicking, snow melting, dandelions blooming, birds chirping--even your shit is gorgeous in the spring.  Unless, you are a student at Boston College.  Because then, you are in the midst of the housing process:  the midst of Hell.  

The Mods: Land of Myth and Legend

His Mona Lisa

David drew this picture today.

It's pretty genius.

The Collegiate Cycle

When you are first introduced to college, there is a warm and fuzzy feeling.  It's cute and new and just so sweet.  Your life is amazing.

I'm new! ...And kind of like a dinosaur!

Friday

It all started last Friday.

Kites: Lies in the Skies

I've always had a problem with people who enjoyed flying kites. Sure, they look all happy and picturesque. Good for them.

$#!% I Don’t Understand Vol. 1

BC is notorious for many things.  The Hail Mary pass, stairs, preppies, etc., but there is also something that is becoming a new trend, a new inexplicable trend:  Half-built-pointless walls in the middle of our former Dustbowl.