Wipe Those Tears Off Your Guitar, Taylor. He Doesn't Like You.

It's recently come to my attention that there are some libelous rumors being spread around the United States and it's going to take some serious cynicism to set things straight.


So grab your cheap acoustic guitar, a box of tissues, and all the wailing teen-girl angst and melodrama you can carry, because we're headed deep into the bowels of a Taylor Swift song!

How My Parents Lied to Me About Pocahontas

Most people learn their history and fairytales from Disney.  I know I did, but unfortunately Disney doesn't always add the details in that makes the stories actually factual.  That is why my parents were able to get away with a devastating lie--the lie about Pocahontas.

Friday

It all started last Friday.

JonBo

The force of the shrug was unbearable.

Back in the day of elementaryhood, there was a kid, JonBo, who was a bit odd.  I tried to be nice to him, being the new kid and all, but he shrugged me off.

So, that ended our potential new best- friendship.  He went on to do his own thing for a while.  He wasn't liked too much, but he had a couple good friends.  But one day he kind of ruined it for himself.

Stu

You'll never know...

I don’t have a problem with cross dressers.  It’s relatively acceptable for a woman to wear masculine clothing, so I say that a man can wear feminine clothing.

What’s the big deal?  I hate wearing high heels and if a man wants to take over that duty for me, well so be it.  Whatever makes your lemonade, floats your boat, or sinks it.

PSA: Nutella

It's chocolate.  It's hazelnut.  It's chocolate and hazelnut mistaken for chocolate peanut butter.  It is Nutella.