BC Zombie Survival: The Guide

Evolution of the Prepster 001863 Heights Virus Spread by Contaminated Chobani:

It began as a CSOM plot to biologically engineer Chobani yogurt to be tailored to the mainstream and ironically counter-cultural tastes of both the preps and hipsters. Devoid of the practical skills to pull off this momentous marketing feat, they networked up to the A&S scientists, and, using promises of post-collegiate job security, persuaded a team of budding chemists to do the leg work. The plan, as we know all too well, had devastating consequences.

"Red Sky At Morn...Sailors Be Warned"

Why you sometimes SHOULD have technology on a camping trip.

Pangea II

I love this music video ("Without You" by David Guetta ft. Usher...for you lazy ones). It's all about the world coming together, and everyone looking really sexy at the beach and dancing while the continents collide over the course of 3 minutes and 30 seconds.

Nevertheless part of me is at odds with the logistics of this video.

Wipe Those Tears Off Your Guitar, Taylor. He Doesn't Like You.

It's recently come to my attention that there are some libelous rumors being spread around the United States and it's going to take some serious cynicism to set things straight.


So grab your cheap acoustic guitar, a box of tissues, and all the wailing teen-girl angst and melodrama you can carry, because we're headed deep into the bowels of a Taylor Swift song!

When Boxes Attack!

When Boxes Attack...They'll return YOU to sender!

 

Masochism is Contagious: D Buys Dark Souls

Have you ever just been thirsty...for souls? I am, almost every waking moment now, thanks to Pat.

REVAMP: I'm Not On A Boat

You know how people cry when they watch Titanic? I do too.

Not necessarily because of the truncated romance (though I'm sure that's part of it), but because they're on a goddamn sinking ship. One of them dies and the other one almost dies. And I can sympathize.

Yes, that's right, sympathize, not just empathize. I don't have the best luck with boats.

6 Reasons I Feel Like I Might Be The Anti-Christ

A Camping Trip In Action Shots

Tents, Lakes, and Hiking...Oh My!

Tornadoes. Seriously?

Certain places just know how to deal with certain forms of catastrophe.

Tour de You're Forcin' It.

For my sister, Jaimee.

The road of applying to college is one fraught with something I like to call: insanity. 

$#!% I Don’t Understand Vol. 2

Who doesn't like summer? It's nice and warm, you can go to the beach, there's no school--it's just a good time. Or at least it would be, if there weren't fat touristy people wandering around in Crocs all over the place with their sun hats and maps. They make no sense whatsoever (both the tourists and their Crocs).

I hate them.

April Fools?

Yeah, that's right.

3,000...You Sneaky Bitch

I wuv you all.

So, we've actually got TWO pieces of exciting news happening right now for the FGC:

1. We hit 3,000 views today!
2. We got our first LOVE MAIL!

The face to the right is, without exaggeration, extremely creepy.

In my burst of happiness, I could hardly control my artless hands, and flew straight to Paint to make the most elated face I knew how--demonstrating beyond any reasonable doubt that I actually do not know how. I'm also sleep deprived, as follows.

I. Am. Gold.

Who would have thought that after the whole housing fiasco that I would wind up celebrating my newly-found College-Road-hood? Well, I did. These are some screenshots from my Facebook status that night. People's names and pictures have been changed to protect their identities.

Seriously, we wouldn't want their alter-egos being exposed, then they wouldn't be able to keep up their part-time super hero activities!

BC Housing: Cry, Laugh--BELIEVE

Spring is often a time of rebirth and new beginnings.  Squirrels frolicking, snow melting, dandelions blooming, birds chirping--even your shit is gorgeous in the spring.  Unless, you are a student at Boston College.  Because then, you are in the midst of the housing process:  the midst of Hell.  

The Mods: Land of Myth and Legend

Friday

It all started last Friday.

A Post For St. Patrick's Day

Contrary to popular belief, imbibing tremendous quantities of beer on St. Patrick's Day does not in fact make one Irish. Sorry.