$#!% I Don’t Understand Vol. 2

Who doesn't like summer? It's nice and warm, you can go to the beach, there's no school--it's just a good time. Or at least it would be, if there weren't fat touristy people wandering around in Crocs all over the place with their sun hats and maps. They make no sense whatsoever (both the tourists and their Crocs).

I hate them.






People wearing Crocs are one of two broad types:
-Someone who has a tragic need to draw a shameless amount of attention to themselves.
-Someone who has no idea about the magnitude of shameless attention they're drawing to themselves.


Regrettably, the former group composes the majority.

One of the devilish methods they use to keep your eyes glued to them is their bright colors.

Maybe they even did too good a job at getting us to look at them, because combined with their unnatural shape and eye-punching colors, my eyes are practically melting out of my head.

How did anyone ever think these things were cool?

No, actually, they aren't. Whatsoever. At all.

They look like stupid was melted down and poured into a mold modeled after an inefficient cheese grater and sold to people who ought to get glasses and a sense of style.

Even this cat is concerned for your social well-being.

Courtesy of "The Cat Lady Diary"

We're just looking out for you.

Step away from the cartoon rubber shoes.

Buy some flip flops.

Move on with life.

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