Ever need a custom 7 inch stainless steal blade complete with handcrafted wood and leather case? Well you've come to the right place in middle of nowhere coastal Oregon where we can outfit all of your big-ass knife needs!
Conveniently located right next to Old Man Pete's broken-down trailer, you'll never need to shop anywhere else if you are in the hunting business.
We have everything you could hope for!
Fishing gear, buckshot, funky hats,
kayaks, bird whistles, deer pee,
duffle bags, duct tape, rope,
flashlights, ski masks, commando boots,
camouflage, silencers, laser pointers,
booby traps, trip wires, tents,
NASA food, socks, and of course, chapstick!
What more could you ask for? Never mind those large big box stores like Walmart and K-Mart--they don't know how to treat you swell like we do. Our customer service is outstanding as we know everything there is to know about knives and their associated activities.
Could the little old man with the blue vest and smiley face stickers tell you which blade is proper to skin a full grown elk and still be useful to gut a Chinook salmon?
I don't think so.
So come visit your local Buckknife Dealer! We'll get you hunt'n!
-K & pics by D
Please please PLEASE write a post about Denny's cutlery sales.
ReplyDeletehaha! you might have to give me some material for that one. I know he did that, but how'd he go about?
ReplyDeleteAww, he didn't try to sell any to your parents? Lucky. I wasn't around much when he was delivering his spiel to my mom, but he did manage to cut himself with one of his demo knives while chopping a tomato. And when I was working in the Wiegand over the summer, I went to the faculty lounge to microwave my lunch, and he was demonstrating the knives for Alyssa's sister. I think Mara might have some stories too.
ReplyDeleteWow... all right, yes I will have to do that sometime... maybe i'll incorporate it into another post because I don't have direct experience.
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